Joey Skaggs’ Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™

$19.95

Make a social statement or political comment with humor any time anywhere with this cool, collectable gadget watch designed by artist and political satirist Joey Skaggs

It flashes, it moos, it poops… it also tells time! When asked, “What’s that sound?” Just say, “Oh, sorry, that’s my bullshit detector.”

This product is non-partisan and non-sectarian. In any language it sounds the same.

 

Bullshit Detector sound effect     

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Description

The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™ is a working analog watch with a sound and light effect that lasts approximately eight seconds each time the upper button is pushed.

You will probably find unlimited opportunities to use the Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™. No worries, the batteries are replaceable. However, the Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™ is not waterproof, so don’t get thrown overboard before taking it off.

What people are saying:

“Thousands of years from now, when current human society and all its advancements (computers, airplanes, George Foreman Grills) are nothing but a faint memory, a wristwatch of epic proportions will still live on, flashing, pooping, and mooing.” -GearLog.com

“For those of you with a sarcastic sense of humor, check out this watch. It is marketed as the Universal B.S. Detector Watch. That got your attention, didn’t it? It tells time just like an ordinary watch, but with the press of a button, it flashes, moos, and poops. That way when someone says something that sounds a little too exaggerated, you can have your B.S. detector go off. -SlashGear.com

“Product of the Day: This thing is awesome. Press a button on The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch and it gives out a big moo, then it creates a steaming dump, only to be topped with the loudest raspberry you ever heard. It doesn’t so much detect bullshit as call it out–with flashing lights, no less. It’s an accessory I can’t live without.” -GiggleSugar.com

“The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch is the invention of Joey Skaggs. He is one of my all time heroes; in a nutshell Joey is America’s most notorious socio-political satirist, media activist, culture jammer and hoaxer.” -Mark My Words

“Are you in the company of tight lipped people who cannot tell the difference between a joke and prime time news? Perhaps they need something to jolt them back into the world of toilet humor, giving their facial muscles a much needed smile after frowning for too long a time. The Universal Bulls**t Detector Watch could be just the funny tonic required…” -Coolest-Gadgets.com

“Who can resist a good gag gift – you know, aside from people with no sense of humor? The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch…, from noted media satirist Joey Skaggs of the Garden Isle and the Big Apple, just might be the best out there this year… When it comes to novelty products, this one is a gas.” -Honolulu Weekly Holiday Gift Guide

Additional information

Weight 3.4 oz
Dimensions 11.25 × 4 × 1 in
Works

Miyota 2035 quartz movement

Case Material

Polished aluminum alloy

Case Color

Dark Metallic

Watch Face Color

Red with illustration of a bull from behind

Surface of Watch Face

Glass

Strap Material

Black PVC

Strap Length

10” (25.5cm) long x .7” (18mm) wide x .07” (2mm) thick

Strap size

One size fits all from children to adults (strap has 10 holes)

Buckle

Polished metal

Weight

2 ounces (58 grams)

Watch movement battery

Replaceable 1.5V SR626SW battery cell

Sound and light effect battery

Replaceable 3V CR2025 battery

How to change the batteries

You may take the watch to a jeweler or watch repair shop to have the batteries replaced.
If you'd like to do it yourself, here's an illustration with directions to change both batteries:
https://joeyskaggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/BSWatch-Battery-Replacement-Illustration.jpg

The fine print

Use of the Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™ may seem endlessly warranted. However, relationships may be adversely and possibly permanently affected. We are not responsible for the results of your use of the Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™ whether due to your courage or lack of good judgment.

Money Back Guarantee

30 Day Limited Warranty on Parts and Labor:
If for any reason you are not completely satisfied with the Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™, you may return it within 30 days of purchase for a full refund minus shipping and handling. To return the watch, please contact us at info@irreverentlyyours.com.

The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch™ is made with the finest parts and workmanship, and, with normal use, will bring you much enjoyment. We warrant our products to be free from defects in workmanship and material under normal use and conditions for a period of thirty (30) days from the original date of purchase. This limited warranty does not cover damage to the product resulting from accident, misuse, abuse, water damage, loss, battery replacement or improper handling and/or care. In addition, this limited warranty does not warrant the effective life (length of service) of the batteries since the effective life of a battery is primarily determined by the usage patterns and the quality of care given over a battery's lifetime. This limited warranty extends only to the original purchaser. Warranty is void if any internal component has been altered or modified. Our obligation under this warranty is limited to the replacement of the product under warranty or a full refund minus shipping and handling.

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