Trump Checks!
Year: 2026

The Bank of Trump is pleased to announce a $5,000 gift to every American. Get yours here on joeyskaggs.com!
Print it, cut it out, and fill it in.
Is it legal? Who’s going to stop him?
Will it raise the national debt? Who cares?
This is a check from the greatest president ever.
Think of it as reimbursement for the current high cost of living: gas, food, taxes, mortgages, cars… you name it.
Whether caused by inflation, his tariffs, or his wars, it’s yours to spend as you like.
You can pay him back in November. Vote Republican!
That’s the deal.

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Trump Checks!
Years: 2026

The Bank of Trump is pleased to announce a $5,000 gift to every American. Get yours here on joeyskaggs.com!
Print it, cut it out, and fill it in.
Is it legal? Who’s going to stop him?
Will it raise the national debt? Who cares?
This is a check from the greatest president ever.
Think of it as reimbursement for the current high cost of living: gas, food, taxes, mortgages, cars… you name it.
Whether caused by inflation, his tariffs, or his wars, it’s yours to spend as you like.
You can pay him back in November. Vote Republican!
That’s the deal.

Hook:
Line:
Sinker:
Documentation:
Categories: